What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:34
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do older women know what they want?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
What is so great about Jiraiya?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd